She was standing there and she looked sad. I said what's a matter, buddy?
She said "I wish I could have some ice cream right now."
I said "oh. Well, I wish I could have a million dollars" and I walked into my room.
She went over to one of her piggy banks and started to shake out some money. She gave me about 26 cents in small change. I said "oh babe, you should keep your money!" She said "no I want you to have it."
I said "okay I'll put it in my big change thing at work."
She said, no use it buy yourself something.