So, when I got to work this morning I noticed there was NO LINE at Starbucks. This is never the case!
So I went in and got my coffee and I was chatting with the guy and I said, "why is it so empty? Is it some holiday or something?"
And he said, "Maybe some arcane religious holiday?" [You know how the barristas talk at Starbucks.]
And I said, "The feast of Saint Joseph?"
And he said, "Oh, is that it?"
And I said, "No. It's my best friend's birthday and I call her Joseph."
Happy birthday, Joseph!