Friday, May 30, 2008

Haiku Friday

Kind of a strange week.
Jet lag made things really weird.
Lots of waking up.

Works been dandy, though.
Lots of stuff to do but fun.
Been watching Buffy.

The weekend is here!
Tonight is a bachelorette.
The next, a concert.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Misc. Items

Pictures are coming soon. That's for sure. I've divided them up into four albums:
  • Beers of Prague & Berlin
  • Food of Prague & Berlin
  • Berlin
  • Prague
I may end up having an album called Buildings and another called Photoshoots. We'll see.

Still getting adjusted to the time. Keep waking up super early. Dude.

What's been going on around here? Any news? I have a few announcements of things that happened whilst I was away:

Happy Anniversary to Ruthie & Alan!

Happy Anniversary to Sunny & Ranaldo!

Happy Anniversary to my Ma & Pa!

Well done all you married people.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


Congratulations to CUTE DB and KP! They got engaged!

i'm back

Days away from nyc: 1O
Total hours spent on planes:22
Beers drank daily: 5 - 10
Cheese plates consumed: 5
Meat plates consumed: 10
Countries set foot in: 3
Pictures taken: 200
Number of Crowns in five dollars: 100
Number of Euros in five dollars: 3
Museums visited: 3
Cost of beer in Prague:$ 2
Hookahs smoked: 3
Steps climbed to various lookout points: 500
Souveniers bought: 3
Dollars spent on flights: 1215
Euros spent on train to and from Prague: 215
Hours it takes to take a train from Prague to Berlin: 4.5
Books read: 2
Movies watched: 3
Number of times a bird shit on my face: 1
Hours spent laughing: hundreds

Friday, May 16, 2008

Haiku European Vacay Friday

Going to Berlin
Finally! This afternoon.
Happy to be off.

Iberia air
or Babe says Oceanic
Real funny, chachi.

See you in a week!
Don't forget me while I'm gone.
Have fun and be good.

Thursday, May 15, 2008


I think this is going to be a beautiful vacation.

I just finished reading this book, bedtime eyes by amy yamada. Helloooo slightly pornographic written material! I guess with a name like bedtime eyes I should have known.

I'm so glad the Yankees finally won a freaking game last night.

I can't wait til LOST and wine club tonight!

What's the weather in Berlin, you say? Looks to be the upper sixties, lower 70s. Perfect for cute clothes and wee jackets.

And how about Prague? Just about exactly the same.

Get ready for lots of pictures, people.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

writer's block

feeling a bit of the ole writers block creepin in here. have nothing very interesting to report. thinking about my upcoming vacation to Europe. thinking about the amount work i have to do before i go. thinking about the new cute clothes i got yesterday for my trip so i can be absolutely adorable as i gallivant across Europe. thinking about whether or not gallivant is a word.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Stevie Wonder

In light of how many of you either a) want to have dinner with Stevie Wonder b) want to go to a Stevie Wonder concert or c) don't want to do either, I thought it was fitting to take this time to wish Steve Wonder a very happy birthday.

Keep singing, man.

Saturday, May 10, 2008


Today is three years since I quit smoking. Maybe now I will actually stop craving smokes?

My Stats:

Your Quit Date is: 5/10/2005 10:15:00 PM

Time Smoke-Free: 1095 days, 15 hours, 9 minutes and 13 seconds

Cigarettes NOT smoked: 16434

Lifetime Saved: 4 months, 5 days, 12 hours

Money Saved: $5,754.00

That's what Quitnet always tells me. I have some other statistics I'd like to share:

Pounds gained when I quit smoking that I still haven't lost: 10
Number of times a day I feel thankful that I don't smoke: at least once
How I feel when I watch these commercials: Grossed out and lucky
Number of times per week I wish I could have just one cigarette: At least twice

Thanks for the support folks!

Friday, May 09, 2008

Haiku Friday

A few nights ago,
A guy in a tank top sat
down on the subway.

He proceeded to
open a box of ice cream
sandwiches to eat.

Then, he passed them out
to those sitting next to him.
Total comedy.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Wednesday, May 07, 2008


Going to the Yankee game tonight. Should be awesome. Hope its better than last night's game, where they totally blew it.

Quick Question:

Is this really okay with peeps? Just checking.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008


"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up!" - Mia Wallace [Uma Thurman] Pulp Fiction

Dude, we really have to catch up.

Happy Birthday today to JOY!
Happy Birthday on Sunday to Cindy Lisima!
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
I owe you pictures of my trip to Wisconsin. I owe you stories about open containers, various flights, Delta being the worst airlines in the world staffed by the most incompetent employees on the planet, a nice baked feta, and excitement about my upcoming trip to Prague.
Hopefully tonight or tomorrow?

Friday, May 02, 2008

haiku friday

Waiting for the G
Como a messed up doors song.
Not jim's intention.

Funny story soon
Perhaps involving open
Containers and cops.

As for this week, though
Let's chalk it up to finished
And start fresh next time.

Thursday, May 01, 2008


I wrote my haiku for haiku Friday on the train this morning. Imagine my surprise when I learned its not Friday.

I've been meaning to tell you guys a few things:
  • I love the Yankees.
  • I hate it when Yankees go down on strikes.
  • I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
  • I don't care who knows it.
  • I still wish Hillary Clinton would be the President but want it to just be over with all this primary nonsense. If Obama's going to win, let's just be done with it.
  • I really need to get my eyebrows done today.