Four football fans -- a Colts fan, a Seahawks fan, a Chargers fan, and a Patriots fan -- are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Indianapolis fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Colts!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Seattle fan shouts, "This is for the Seahawks!" and throws himself off the mountain.
The San Diego fan is next and professing his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.